Wednesday, September 3, 2008
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOCKY MOM AND A PITBULL? LIPSTICK.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Uh Oh. Sara Palin blew into Minnetonka tonite like a big noise from Winnetka ,and, as the Brooklyn Queens would say, "Miss Thing surved it to the children!"
Whatever you (and the idiot pundits on Larry King Live , btw, Larry King "Live", is that not an oxymoron?) and I may think of this gun totin', baby factory, she's badass!
Like the spite child of Anastasia Beaverhausen and Suzanne Sugarbaker, Palin comes at you with her AK-47 on spew. "Hockey mom" my ass. I watched Governor Palin tear us a new one and I honestly didn't know whether to hide under the sheets or shout "you go you bad bitch!". She is a total Bitch. And I mean that in the best way possible. I'm talking Endora level Bitch. Somewhere in hell Bette Davis and Joan Crawford have finally found something they can agree on, Sara Palin is the new Uber-Bitch!
And guess what? That's exactly why she's the biggest threat we face in the upcoming election. She makes Darth Cheney look like a castrated Laura Ingraham.
God, is there a chainsaw big enough for that job?
Palin let our candidate have it over and over. I hope that when Obama responds to her speech he brings a blade. A long, really sharp blade. Actually, Barack, you might want to make real nicey with Hillary for this one. Send her out with orders to slice and dice. Really. Hill is the only one who has the huevos grande to go up against this one.
Sorry Joe Biden. This is a big boys fight.
Godzilla vs. Mothra.
I have to go to bed. Warily. I might have to wash some Percs down with a box of Night Train to make it past the night sweats that this Veterana is gonna give me.
I've sent out the following questions. When I wake up (under my bed screaming) I will post any responses I get throughout the day.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
JUST A FEW QUESTIONS
1/ What was your opinion of Governor Palin before the speech/
2/ Did the speech change your opinion of her?
3/ Did your decision on who you will vote for change because of the speech?
4/ What is your opinion of the speech?
5/ Should the Democrats worry about Governor Palin now, after her speech?
6/ Governor Palin made quite a few comments in a sardonic way about Barack Obamas qualifications to be President. Did any of those comments hit him "where it hurts"?
7/ How should the Dems respond to the Governors speech?
8/ Does the Palin families personal troubles/issues matter to you and if so why?
9/ Are the families of the candidates off limits?
10/ Is Cindy McCains personal fortune off limits?
11/ Since she has been a forceful campaigner for Senator Obama, is Michelle Obama off limits?
12/ Best part of Governor Palins' speech?
13/ Worst part?
14/ Will Hillary Clinton backers now switch over to McCain?
15/ Did she make you pee your pants, just a little?