Wednesday, September 24, 2008
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT POP N FRESH!
Evidently the republican party doesn't understand a simple maxim.
THOU SHALT NOT FUCK WITH A FAG WITH A NEW PARTY FROCK!
After three thousand years in the Senate, Pop N Fresh has decided to notice that due to the complete greed of a few people on Wall St and in Washington D.C. our country is about to become Mexico.
Not the cute part.
I'm talking Pacoima.
First the republicans broke the flight controllers union, then they deregulated everything except the bedroom. Then they invented something called "trickle down economics". That was a doozy. Evidently, if a rich person spills some wine if it runs down the side of the table and puddles on the floor and a illegal Salvodoran maid licks and spits out a bit and some American steel workers catches the vapors coming from her mouth, that's "trickle down economics".
And he better be glad to get it.
Well, the chickens have come home to roost. All those creepy guys who have been buying ultra yachts and megahomes in the Hamptons where they screw Ukranian prostitutes have gotten busted with their hands in the Cookie jar and all financial hell has broken loose. Banks are closing and millions are losing billions.
Oh yeah, it's trickling down.
It seems Pop wants to delay the presidential debate. Honestly, who gives a flip? Everyone knows Pop was going to dodder and prevaricate. Duh.
The big cheezola is the Thrilla in ring #2. "Mad Dog" Joe Biden vs Sarah "I don't need a strap-on" Palin. That's the only debate anyone cares about. It's like waiting for a fat kid to come running down a wet staircase to get to the ice cream truck when you know there's a pretty good chance he's going to fall. Hilarity just might ensue. So you watch. And wait. With baited breath.
Well, now Pop wants to delay his first date with the golden one. Which I guess will give the republicans all the excuse they need to cancel outright the vice presidential debate.
AWW HELLS TO THE NO!
I'm throwing a party on October 2nd to watch Endora and Sparky go at it.
No one fucks up one of my parties.
Pop, u get your lazy ass and hit the debate study books and be on the playground after school Friday. And Endora, you get your Morman cult hair up and ready. Both of you get up there and take your hits like the men you claim to be (I know the Governor is swinging at least 10").
And do it now.
I've got a party to throw.