Wednesday, November 26, 2008

THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN A CLUELESS FAG


Ok.

I think I've finally had it with "leaders".

Blame Obama.

I started this blog because of my utter devotion to Hillary Clinton.

Utter.

Well, I was summoned to Denver to meet her "people". Upon taking one look at me they knew there was no way I was going to be the one who introduced her at the Convention. You see, three of us were up for the gig.

They chose some 21 yr old white Mormon twink of a boy.

In Hillary's world they wanted to make sure that they didn't look abnormal to America.

I, with my curly hair, in between skin color and indeterminate racial features just didn't look like America to them.The beat down Guccis didn't help.

Lose primaries much?

I'm just asking.

Recently the "leaders" of the gay community failed miserably in their efforts to stop Prop 8 from passing.

I could have told them that Negroes wasn't voting for fags to get married.

But. They didn't ask me.

Lose initiative battles much?


We have so many "leaders" these days. Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, etc., are "leaders".

Or so the white mainstream media tell us so.

Gloria Steinam and Bella Abzug? Leaders. And one of them is dead.

Billy Jean King and Ellen? Leaders. No offense, but Ellen is a talk show host.

Word.

Well, our "leaders" from the temple at Gay Hq aka the LGBT Center of Los Angeles (ok, which is HQ now? L.A. or SF? Am I to bow to the south or to the north. Actually while I'm bowing they can both lick my flabby yellow butt cheeks) decided to have a "virtual townhall" the other nite.

OOOOOHHHHHHH how 2006 1/2 of you.

Blow me.

No hands.

Just choke.

Ok, these boring old twats left their mid-century homes just long enough to run down to H-Wood and hold a virtual meeting that left out MAC users.

?

I think MAC users are also vegetarians but even I wouldn't have left them out of the meeting.

These pensioners didn't stop to think about all the online moaning they would do?

Of course, they also didn't ask me about the whole "black thing" either.

Idiot fucks.

That's French for Idiot Fucks.

We had our little rally here in The LV. Quite a nice turnout, by the by. It was totally grassroots led by our own Candace Nichols at the Las Vegas LGBT Center. She pulled it off in 3 days with NO money and managed to get over 1500 people to come out on a Saturday afternoon in a town with NO West Hollywood/Chelsea/The Castro/Boystown, etc., AND made the national news when funny lady Wanda Sykes chose the moment to get up on stage and publicly "out" herself!

Well, the rally planned by our "leaders" downtown got about 40 people.

I'm just sayin'.

Then our local rag , CityLife, took her to task for not following the "leaders" directives as if she/we somehow undermined the "leaders" efforts.

While you're choking on mi pinga, cry.

I think if we have learned one thing from the No on 8 debacle and from President elect Obama, it is this, the times they a changin'. We no longer need to be told what to do from some big white temple (pun the fuck intended) on high.

To paraphrase two songs: "We're taking it to the streets" and "The revolution will be televised"!

FUCK YOU HEADQUARTERS!

LA REVOLUCION POR VIDA!

5 comments:

Craig Curtis said...

Oh, Derek....I hate to correct you, but I think the gay HQ is now THE ABBEY. Apple-tini anyone?!

dwashington314@gmail.com said...

SO I AM BOWING WEST NO?

dwashington314@gmail.com said...

BTW COIFFE

IS THAT CARY NATION IN YOUR PROFILE PIC?

SHE MUST BE SPINNING LIKE A TWEEKER ON HER 4TH DAY IN GRAVE.

Craig Curtis said...

Yes, Derisha, that IS Carrie Nation. She lives in the basement of the MT BAKER APARTMENTS, and has been there since it was the opulent HOTEL CHARLES. She went to the Lummi Reservation to convert the Natives, hatchet in hand and they offered her the peace pipe. Little did she know it was filled with CRACK, and when they gave her a special punch, the main ingredient was rubbing alcohol. So she has stayed quite well preserved since. I have exclusive permission to use her pic, as I bought her yet another gallon of rubbing alcohol (she prefers 100 proof) and a couple of rocks to put in her tin foil pipe, which she heats on a gas ring. I'll tell her you said hello.

JACK said...

So ... you're annoyed?

I absolutely LOVE this post, btw. LOVE LOVE LOVE it.