Saturday, November 15, 2008
OH MY GOD CHANDLER BING!
I knew today's Equal Rights rally would be good, however, I was shocked at the turnout!
Shocked I tell you.
We had over 1500 homos and the straights who love them attend!
And so many kids!
The high point of the day (or so we thought) was the amazing Angela Harvey who turned out the crowd with the most down home and funny speech evah!
She is me.
Well, woman tits as opposed to my flabby fat sacks.
If you're thinking of dating me they're really not THAT bad.
And I'm hung like a Dominican porn star.
But, I'm broke.
You didn't even notice the part about me being broke did you?
Well, Miss Harvey laid us out with the funniest speech.
THEN! I tell you. THEN!
Wanda Sykes showed up and gave a speech that rocked the house!
She told us about her personal life which, btw, included the fact that she's a carpet muncher!
That's French for practitioner of the Sapphic love that dare not speak it's name unless there's a "Girls Gone Wild" crew around.
Love you Wanda!
And everybody else!