Thursday, December 18, 2008

YOBAMA! WE BARELY KNEW YE


Well, before he even became President of the United States, That One threw "the Gays" under the bus.

It seems in a hug of inclusiveness, That One has decided that the most prominent role in his inauguration is to be given to Gay hater "Pastor" Rick Warren.

Warren is on one of those WalMart preachers with the Mega Churches down by your local Cineplex. he preaches the same things that all of those megatypes do.

To whit:

"Learn from the masses, and then teach them."

"We shall support whatever the enemy opposes and oppose whatever the enemy supports."

"When the enemy advances, withdraw; when he stops, harass; when he tires, strike; when he retreats, pursue."

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it”

"How fortunate for leaders that men do not think.”

“All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach.”

Oh Wait.

That might have been Mao and Hitler.

Not Warren.

Same difference.

Sort of.

I think a lot of The Gays are in for rude awakening over the next four years. We might actually have a bit of buyers remorse soon.

Especially the Weho/Chelsea crowd.

You see, they most loudly and blindly saw That One as the King of All Kings, Lord of All Lords, Ruler of the new universe in which rich gay guys would sit at the feet of The One and anoint his feet with oil while reaping the benefits of Gay Marriage and a world where they and their store bought Chinese babies (Black boys are SO two years ago) would be welcomed into planned communities with names like BeaverCrest and Inspirada.

Actually Bros, homie took your money and ran straight into the arms of the very same people who helped make Prop 8 the success that is was.

You know Prop 8. ,Waterloo for the Weho Gays, don't you?

Well, That One never expressed any interest in you getting to keep your marriages legal. In fact, That One made it clear he was having none of that from day one.

Problem is that Weho/Chelsea Myopia set in.

Weho/Chelsea Myopia is a condition that doesn't allow it's victim to see past a 4 mile perimeter or in severe cases, past a Jeffrey Sanker sponsored event. In event of a non white, non hot, non conformist, groupthink type of occurrence, the Weho/Chelsea Myopia sufferer shuts down, pouts and then sets up an ad hoc display of pique.

Pique is groveling Maginot Line abandoning, Mickey Rourke is a genius, smelly underarms for, "A Day Without A Gay".

Or some such.

Let's be honest. Personally, a day without a holier than thou "I would never drive an American car, I don't do Asian, I've never been East of West Hollywood Target, he's cute for a black guy, Barney's is having a sale if you've got a black AMEX, my dealer delivers, Chad and I just joined Crunch, I've got some hot Latino coming over", Faggot, sounded sort of like a vacay to me.

But I digress.

Of course there are those apologists of the middle reaches who say That One is just reaching out to the Right Winger who didn't vote for him. You know, the big tent thing.

Guess what Bitches? This is OUR party! WE worked and walked and called for That One! WE are the ones who put down our Hillary signs and joined the cause with the hopes that OUR agenda would move forward. WE suffered through the Right Wingers attacks on us and phony "white McCain worker assaulted by Black Obama supporters BULLSHIT! Yeah US!

Fuck including the Right Wingers at OUR party. They can come visit OUR house later with some Apple Pie and apologies anytime after 20 November. In fact I myself invite them.

Not fucking now.

NOW I can't watch the inauguration with unbridled OBAMAPRIDE. No, all I'm going to be thinking about is "that Muthafucker is about to get up and be given worldwide exposure for his bank, uh, church!" I'm sure millions of TVs throughout the world will be turned off or down or have Ruby red pumps thrown at them at that point.

This was supposed to be OUR day. The day that those of us who endured the constant imbecilic emails and pleas for money and time to sit back and enjoy the fruits of our labors.

Will it be?

This was the time for the Hillary crowd to be able to sit back and think that we did make the right decision in turning our hearts and minds and support over to That One.

Did we?

1 comment:

S. Silva said...

yeah, the warren thing completely turned my stomach, but wasn't so surprising given his "politically savvy" appointments in the last few weeks. and just remember:

The revolution will not be brought to you by Miu Miu
In 4 Parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Barney Frank advocating for State Capitalism
to a Sondheim beat.
The revolution will not be brought to you by the David Gaffen Foundation and will not star Debra Messing and Eric McCormack
Or any gay ass Disney character.